Rotherham Comedy Superstars Embroiled In Wedding Date Clash

There was deep concern over a possible drop in attendance figures at next month's Salter Wedding 2006, as it was revealed that Rotherham's comic genius duo The Chuckle Brothers are due to bring their lavish new stage show to The Embassy Theatre in Skegness on Saturday 17th June.

The whole family will be itching to see Doctor What and the Return of The Garlics performed live in the exotic surroundings of the East Coast. This latest hotly-anticipated madcap adventure from Rotherham's finest comic duo follows the hugely successful tour of Pirates of the River Rotha which broke all previous box box office records last year (it says here).

Tickets for this momentous event are expected to sell out in seconds, and could well have a damaging effect on The Salter Wedding, as loyal Rotherhamites flock to the East Coast to take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity see their heroes in the flesh.

Even the Groom himself is rumoured to have pre-booked NINE tickets for the show. One insider told Newsdesk "Salter genuinely believes that he will have plenty of time to get married, hop over to Skeggy to see the show and then get back in plenty of time for last orders at the reception. His only concern at the moment is that he may have to withdraw from the Salter Wedding Pool Tournament, which he will be gutted about. The trophy cost him a month's wages."