New Computer Systems Are Wheeled Into Treeton Towers

Huge changes are in store for lucky Pigeon Lofters, as the new computer systems were finally wheeled into Treeton Towers, plugged in, and even SEEMED TO WORK without any major problems.

The new PC was initially so powerful that Treeton Towers had to be kitted out with SPECIAL NEW ELECTRICITY at a very reasonable cost to the British tax payer (none of you lot had to worry about that then, you sponging freeloaders).

It's fair to say that there were a few 'teething problems' with the set-up of the computer systems (it wouldn't run Windows, it couldn't get online, the flashing lights were the wrong shade of blue) but these have all been ironed out, and the new PC now runs like a dream. Within just five minutes of being plugged in, the PC had single-handedly changed our gas and electricity suppliers, drawn up plans for a swimming pool in the loft, and accurately predicted the winning lottery numbers for the next 50 billion years.

This exciting development marks the end of what could accurately be described as 'a bit of a quiet patch' for The Pigeon Loft. Salter now has access to Dreamweaver, tons of Macromedia packages, a CD/DVD writer, a USB Hamster Wheel, and several scantily-clad assistants to make a pot of tea every now and then, which can only mean that great things are in store for The Pigeon Loft.

Highlights for the coming year include;

• A total re-vamping of the website, including a possible move away from Geocities and it's SATANIC ADVERTISING and LIMITED BANDWIDTH.
• A possible SLIGHT CHANGE to the website name to alienate the loyal hardcore followers.
• The launching of Quirkafleeg Records with the release of a strictly limited edition DELUXE ENHANCED CD (maybe even a double-disc one) that will be completely free to elite Pigeon Lofters.
• More pictures of Llamas!

Can life can any more exciting than this, viewers?

Of course it can't. Let's hope the computer doesn't just pack in tomorrow