Rotherham Council Step Up A Gear In Bid For Better Town

Rotherham Council slyly unveiled exciting new plans for the Borough this week, in their continuing and determined effort to make Rotherham look like a Landfill Site by 2010.

Their latest tactic is to stop over-worked Binmen coming once a week to dispose of Rotherhamite SHIT and have them come round ONCE A FUCKING FORTNIGHT instead.

The 'Council' believe this new strategy will benefit the fat, lazy people of Rotherham who PAY THEIR GODDAM WAGES, because they won't have to wheel out their bins to the end of the drive quite so often now.

The Pigeon Loft is now unveiling an exciting plan all of it's own, and we urge Rotherhamites everywhere to take part.
Instead of paying our Council Tax every month, let's all pay it WHENEVER WE FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
We believe this will cut down dramatically on unnecessary paperwork, and will benefit both The Council and the Borough as a whole.

In other developments, the Council has earned itself merit by finally sending Salter his P45 from his previous job, working in a shit park in Maltby.
Salter has been due some taxback for a while now from the Inland Revenue, but regrettably, had to wait for the Council to send him his P45 first.
Rotherham Council surpassed themselves by only taking FIVE FUCKING MONTHS and 31 Phonecalls to spur them into action and organise the 5-minute job of filling out a P45.
Well done, Rotherham Council.

I totally fucking despise every atom of your being.